none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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