there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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