These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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