i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
