Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
40s are totally the cure
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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