OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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