check it out our google latitudes are spooning
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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