if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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