office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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