i think i have herpe
just one?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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