i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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