just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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