worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
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