hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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