i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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