so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Randomize
