i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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