at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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