you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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