One girl and one boy is just not enough.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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