When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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