We won't sleep together?
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
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