i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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