god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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