Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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