He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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