i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
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