So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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