i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
