I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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