I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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