did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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