So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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