pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
