The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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