i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
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