There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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