he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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