she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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