Joe is yelling at the trees again.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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