ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
handjob tips. give me some.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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