I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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