okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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