So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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