...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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