I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Randomize
