If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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