I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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