He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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