I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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