we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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