gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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